To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
A thief who stole a calendar .. . . got twelve months.
The batteries were given out . .. . free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . .. They fought tooth and nail.
When you’ve seen one shopping centre . . . you’ve seen the mall.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it’s your count that votes.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.